time for some thrilling heroics

ikimaru: sANDPIX I said I’d stop, I lied

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:37:31 -0600

sANDPIX

I said I’d stop, I lied

geekishchic: fetchhappened: mcgooglykins: #IS HIS FACE WHEN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:42 -0600

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

It’s logic, really.

creapy: if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:54 -0600

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:03:05 -0600

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

rocketkidzz: Hannibal Time! Come grab your friends We’ll cook...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:59:07 -0600

rocketkidzz:

Hannibal Time!

Come grab your friends

We’ll cook them with bacon and eggs

With Will the Empathetic

And Hannibal the Cannibal

I hope you’re hungry cause it’s

Hannibal Time!

pillowbedhead: Best scene in Hannah Montana

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:55:22 -0600

pillowbedhead:

Best scene in Hannah Montana

believesinsongs: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:59 -0600

believesinsongs:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.

donna. the thing you’re talking about is donna.

coyotestar: might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:53:17 -0600

coyotestar:

might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:52:30 -0600

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:39 -0600

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:03 -0600

fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:57 -0600

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

shrlockholmes: au in which I become the doctors companion and liveblog everything to tumblr Read...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:27 -0600

shrlockholmes:

au in which I become the doctors companion and liveblog everything to tumblr

Read More

beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:39:17 -0600

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:34:59 -0600

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:24 -0600

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

hairandglasses: demmonz: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:27:53 -0600

hairandglasses:

demmonz:

demmonz:

Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character

I wanna see if I’m alone here

well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?

finally, a good use for this thing

justxlosersxlikexme: So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:09:39 -0600

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:07:19 -0600

thewritershelpers: enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: ed...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:04:54 -0600

thewritershelpers:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H