winchesterprayers: today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
bowtiesandtutus: so in study hall today the teacher put on high school musical 2 and when bet on it came on the kid in front just said “damn that is a white man on a mission”
luckyspikes: glasmond: ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source Are you shitting me? WOAHT Hahah What the fuck?
3ricareyes: ronniekinses: sinisterlava: #i literally have no idea what i was expecting #this is a real person #who really does things #and really exists #and he’s kinda somewhat famous omg it’s back
creapy: if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
believesinsongs: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. donna. the thing you’re talking about is donna.
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
shrlockholmes: au in which I become the doctors companion and liveblog everything to tumblr Read More
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
hairandglasses: demmonz: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character I wanna see if I’m alone here well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this? finally, a good use for this thing
justxlosersxlikexme: So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
aguamentis: gargoylesarecool: ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too. did you mean band directors
gayashale: can we talk about chris and kate’s faces when allison showed them the condom in magic bullet?
heycassbutts: i’ve found him at last batman’s new arch enemy
jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who they’re related to neither do we go on
luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
congragulation: “riff raff, street rat, i dont buy that” yeah we know you dont buy that aladdin you steal everything
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names